TONIGHT'S BUILDThe indie game
2:47 AM
9 CLAUDE LN · OPEN 24/7
$40.00
ON THE CARD
PROJECT0%
FOCUS70
CAFFEINE0
E
~/the-thing — 2 warnings, ignored
E or click to continue · Esc to leave · clock paused

Something for the table?

tap items to build your order

$0.00

CORGI TERMINAL

the other menu. the market is closed. these are not.
tickers, fees and caps are real — each fund a series of corgi etf trust i, file no. 333-289838, listed on cboe bzx. the prices are not. play money — not investment advice.

$0.00 ON THE CARD
9 CLAUDE LANE / SAN FRANCISCO / 24:7
CORGI
CAFESIMULATOR
AFTER HOURS

You brought a laptop and an unfinished project.
Finish it before the 6 AM deadline. A shift takes about 4 minutes.

  1. 01 · sit & workYour project builds automatically.
  2. 02 · take breaksStand to recover focus. Coffee helps.
  3. 03 · finish & shipReach 100% before sunrise.
WHAT ARE YOU SHIPPING TONIGHT?
WASD move LEFT MOUSE + DRAG look ← → turn E interact SHIFT sprint M sound Q optional bonus P pause

Unofficial fan parody. There are no corgis. Please stop asking.

02:47 AMTHE CITY SLEEPS.
THIS ROOM DOESN'T.HEADPHONES RECOMMENDED
THE CAFE CAN WAIT

Take a breath.

Your shift is paused. Sit to work, stand to recover focus. Coffee is an optional boost. Reach 100% to ship automatically.

After Hours Radio · warm keys, bass & soft beats.
Music resumes when you return to your shift.

WASD move · hold left mouse to look · arrows turn · E interact
Capture mode: click the café to begin mouse look.
Q bonus · J café perks · M sound · P resume

THE WALL · LEAVE PROOF

SHIPPED
the wall is the cork board by the front door — go read it next shift